A Titillating Title

onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

(via officialwhitegirls)

polishwanker:

Hispanic parents have a sixth sense (x)

anusking:

son is a gender neutral term to me now 

(Source: anusking, via humorking)

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft, via departured)

usbdongle:

xeverdeen:

im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY 

#there’s another country? #how long has it been there

(via dutchster)

babycuts:

thattallsummonerguy:


acid candy pop victorian

We have tons of these kinda houses in my town and the are just really awesome, the houses are actually classified as “Painted Ladies” and the are probably some of the best examples of Asymmetrical, non linear architecture ever created and I really wanna own one when I am settled down >.<   

i neeeeed this


I used to live in a painted lady!!! Ours was 5 different colors with a giant flower garden in the front. I want to live in one again eventually

babycuts:

thattallsummonerguy:

acid candy pop victorian

We have tons of these kinda houses in my town and the are just really awesome, the houses are actually classified as “Painted Ladies” and the are probably some of the best examples of Asymmetrical, non linear architecture ever created and I really wanna own one when I am settled down >.<   

i neeeeed this

I used to live in a painted lady!!! Ours was 5 different colors with a giant flower garden in the front. I want to live in one again eventually

(Source: galacticmimi, via condom)

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring, via alexstimemachine)

thgiledelirium:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

this is amazing

(via hannalorelove)

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Source: aspirinorpizza, via illegalmath)